Yes, hello. I’m feeling less miserable about my little piggy and have been giving the other piggy more attention for the time being.
I went and saw Get Smart yesterday. It was a good movie. The Rock is always good in action, but he’s underrated as a comedy actor. Anne Hathaway’s 99 was good and kicked arse (now I can live with the modern day Charlie’s Angels movie).
Now, let’s set up a Doctor Who drinking game. Very simple stuff. I’ll come up with some basic stuff and you can twist things around to your heart’s content, even remove some if you’re scared of getting too hammered (inspired by the lovely people on the imdb Doctor Who boards, however some I’ve been thinking about for a while. Also some inspiration from SFX magazine). Note that this is mainly for Tenth Doctor adventures (however, you could drink everytime Nine says Fantastic, I suppose).
1. Every time the Doctor cries one of the following:
- What? What?!? WHAT?!?!?
-That’s impossible! (Double the amount if it’s not the Doctor saying it)
-Brilliant!
-Don’t do that ( Don’t)
-Allons-y!
-No no no no no!
-I’m sorry (I’m so sorry)
-I’m the Doctor
2. Anytime the Doctor makes a comment on humans
3. Everytime Jack hits on someone (if watching with others, wink at them and then drink)
4. Everytime a Dalek cries “EXTERMINATE!”
5. Everytime the Doctor puts on the brainy specs, wolf whistle and drink
6. Everytime there’s an actor that you recognise from Harry Potter (THAT ISN’T TENNANT; IF YOU INCLUDE TENNANT, YOU’LL BE BRAIN DEAD IN THE MORNING*)
7. Everytime someone says “It can’t be”, go “ha HA!” and scull
8. Anytime Rose gets jealous in regards to the Doctor
9. Anytime after Doomsday that there is a Rose reference
10. Anytime the Doctor name drops, go “Yeah, yeah, whatever” and drink
11. Anytime a previous New Who episode is referenced
12. Anytime there is mention of bananas, go “Bananas are good” and drink (even if the line is that bananas are good)
13. Anytime anyone is told to “RUN!!!!!!” or indicated to run (like in Partners in Crime )
14. Anytime Donna makes a comment about how the Doctor isn’t human (e.g. calling him names like martian or spaceboy)
That’s all I can think of for now. You can think up more yourself. Enjoy!
*The only time you could use Tennant is if it is a Doctor lite episode