This is funny. Go to http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan and type in your name. It’ll come up with tonnes of stuff. I’ll give you the first fifteen that I got today (but replacing my name with the sample name of “Tegan” and believe me when I say this is NOT my real name) with commentary. Try to see which slogans you recognise:

The real smell of Tegan (This could be good or bad).

You too can have a Tegan like mine (Oooh! Oooh! Tell me how!).

Don’t just book it, Tegan it (Random, but you will get that).

The Tegan that smiles back (This is honestly pretty true).

Got Tegan (I dunno)?

Good Tegan has Danish written all over it (*bursts out laughing*).

More than just a Tegan (Damn straight).

Mild Green Tegan Liquid (Ewwwwwwww).

Tegan Unscripted (Actually, I quite like this one).

Reach out and Touch Tegan (Kind of soppy).

Make the most of Tegan (Yes, do!).

It’s not all Tegan, Tegan, Tegan, you know (On this blog, it is, so there *pokes out tongue*).

Pardon me, do you have any Grey Tegan (No, only the Purple and Blue varieties…MORONS!!!) ?

Life’s pretty straight without Tegan (Hell, yeah!).

Why can’t everything orange be Tegan (Because I’m not ORANGE!!!!!)?

So there you are. Enjoy.