Hello! Sorry I haven’t been on in a while. I was busy and also everyone else was on the computer so that I couldn’t get on.
Firstly, I wish I could get a job. I do. I want a casual job so that I can save up. I mean, seriously, there’s a lot I’d like to save up for and I can’t find a bleeding job so that I can.
Secondly, I just did work experience. It’s office work and I loved it. I heard some of the best stories (and some of the worst as well) in the world. I was also informed that out of all the work experience people they’ve had (and there’s been quite a few) that I was the only one who went every single day. That shocked me. I mean, seriously! That’s something so basic! You DO work experience to get a good reference. They were also surprised at how quickly I got all the work done and kept having to find me jobs to do.
Thirdly, I went to the dentist yesterday. I hated it. I hated the scraping of that hook thing. I hated having the woman suck my mouth dry within an inch of its life (making me salivate more- joyous). I hated the way I had two hands and several impliments in my mouth. I hate the fact that now because of the sucker, I have several ulcers. Thank God I didn’t get the salt spray which often leaves me covered in salt. Then, it turns out, instead of the usual fluoride mouth wash, there was a sponge thing that was covered in foam (as in it was the texture of hair mousse) which I had to bite on to. Yeah, as you can probably tell, going to the dentist stresses me out. Actually, I’m surprised that I didn’t do any damage to the chair because I was really sinking my nails in (even if they are short). I suppose it could’ve been worse, though; it could’ve been like the Armstrong and Miller show.
Doctor Who time! Now, I’ve been watching the clips at blogtor who (blogtorwho.blogspot.com; however, it has spoilers, so beware) and I’ve got to say, Stolen Earth looks superb. I’m REALLY looking forward to it. The preview clip w/certain people (for those who don’t want spoilers) hearing something through a transmission (for those who don’t want spoilers).
Now some rambling. I like little white dogs. I do. You see them trot along and they’re always happy. There’s one my Dad and I have nicknamed “the Smiley dog” because it will walk and then if it turns its head to the side, it automatically looks like it’s smiling.
Another thing. I love the way that if you don’t look at two people having a conversation, they will assume you’re not listening and will say the most incredible things. Sometimes, you want to laugh out loud, but you can’t because then they’ll work out you’re eavesdropping. Someone I know went to the shops once and there were three guys talking (obviously mates), two congratulating the other on scoring himself a girlfriend who had big boobs. The conversation then apparently continued on along these lines:
‘Yeah, but apparently the bigger they are, the more they hurt.’
‘What? Nah, that can’t be true.’
‘No, seriously, I said “Come over here for a sec”, pulled her forward by the boobs and she whacked me and said that it hurt.”
“(Genuinely surprised) Wow, really?’
This was when they saw my friend falling over laughing, and walked away huffily. I swear, some people are just stupid. For more examples, go to http://www.overheardinnewyork.com .
Now, here’s a different and random story. A while back, I went to a place where it had what is known as a vertical slide. Close to 7m tall. First, you sit on a block hanging on to the bar, then when they say, you lower yourself down and look at then ground and then when the person says, you let go and have a slide. First time, I couldn’t do it. I sat on the block and cried because I was scared. Then, when someone else was scared to do it, I said I would do it if they did it (they did). I sat on the block, then I lowered myself down. I looked at the bar because my hands were sweaty. I slipped and because I wasn’t looking down, I bumped my head really hard. After much testing to see if I had concussion (what’s your name, where do you live, what did you have for dinner). I’m not good with heights, but I do stuff anyway. But this had me temporarily traumatised. It took me ages to work out how I bumped my head (I was looking at the bar, not down, I eventually realised). When I was still traumatised on the bus, the teachers all said ‘Well, I bet you enjoyed that’ and seemed surprised when I said no. *sighs*
Anyway, this post is giant, so I will leave you now.