Okay, before I get onto my rant, I’ve got two funeral movies which you should all watch:

1. Death at a Funeral

2. Eulogy

The former is British, the latter is American, but both are brilliant and laugh out loud funny in my opinion.

 

I’m still sick. If I put on an American accent, I sound like Miley Cyrus, strangely enough. It sucks, because of my lack of appetite, I lost two kilos. I had a frappe and a big bowl of linguini for lunch and I’m two kilos heavier. That sort of sucks. I take that back. Not “sort of sucks”, TOTALLY sucks. I mean, dude! Agh. Hopefully, I won’t be this heavy tomorrow. I’m desperately trying to lose this bloody weight. I got HEAVIER after going to the gym. Accordin to Dad, after a while when you’ve built enough muscle, you get lighter. I hope that’s the case. But right now, I’m sort of at the headbanging stage, if you know what I mean. I’m getting pretty desperate. If my self-esteem takes a dip, I’m worried I’ll do something stupid to lose weight (keep it from my family, obviously).

Like the song Just Dance by Lady Gaga featuring Akon. I only heard it this week, but you know. Also, a song called Spotlight by Jennifer Hudson is pretty good.