Yes, it is freezing. I hate it. What’s happened recently? Let’s see, I got sick, I’ve had a tonne of assessment. I’ve got two episodes of Bones taped and I’ve just taped Heroes. I had coffee with a friend today after taking a break from studying at school. I exploded. I have deemed science an unsafe discussion topic (among the usual politics and religion). I have discovered that I’m actually one of the sanest out of my group (I know, it’s quite extraordinary). Oh, and everyone in my grade, including me, has declared Richard Dawkins to be a dick.

Oh, my friend came up with a great explanation of Natural Selection (Survival of the Fittest), although she said she heard it somewhere else. She shared it at school and a bunch of us feel around laughing. She then emailed it. Here it goes (edited by me):

 So, Crocodles eat ducks, right? Right! So, say you have 10 ducks that are being chased by a crocodile. Nine of these ducks are respectable, healthy, contributing members of duck society. One of the ducks, however, is a sick, weed-smoking duck. He is has never done any exercise, is fat and ugly and basically the scum of duck society. The crocidile will obviously catch the scum dope smoking duck, because he will be slower than all the other ducks, and the crocodile  will eat him, henceforth eliminating that particular duck from the gene pool, meaning that he can not reproduce any more weed smoking ducks, therefore improving the quality of the duck society, meaning only the fittest ducks will survive and produce more fit ducks. Hence the survival of the fittest. 

All I want to know whether the crocodile got the person who lit the weed cigarette and stuck it in the duck’s mouth.